Battle Robots & Food-Eating Battle Monkeys

O.k., so is this lame or what? But I found two more "Battle" sites. Try your best, but you can't defeat my Robot or my Rock Eating Laboratory Monkey.

glacierman is a Large Robot that walks on Three Spindly Legs, fires Six-Inch Nails, has a 'Ramming Speed' setting, runs on a Single Watch Battery, and is Here To Protect You. Force: 10 Handling: 5 Weaponry: 2 To see if your Battle Robot can defeat glacierman, enter your name and choose an attack: fights glacierman using Force Handling Weaponry

glacierman is a Rock-Eating Laboratory Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.2 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat glacierman, enter your name: